ENTER the Bride of Jake Contest!

Courtney  and Jenny

Courtney & Jenny are local girls! After graduating Ilwaco high they blew this little town and continued their education south of the boarder. Majoring in the fine art of partying!  specifically the tequila pour, bar top dancing, bull fighting and fumando hierba. They are back and ready to show us what FIESTA means!

 

Marie-Claude Samson aka Sammie Marie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sammie Marie is from Seattle Washington but born in the Polar Mexican
land of Canadia where alas no river reptilian dwells. she is a Pin Up
and vintage model and says she would love to spend a year in marital bliss
with the cold blooded dashing wonder known as Jake. She plans to woo
him with a French love letter that she composed on the day we met
at Kustom Kulture this year… It’s ok, Sofia said we could share. New in the ways of pageantry but has a jovial and quirky disposition (and the small margarita flavored feeding game she hides in her pockets) will sway those who meet her to consider her undying
adoration for the undulating phenomenon that is Jake the Alligator
Man! OLE! Cceck out Sammie Marie Pinup Girl on Facebook HERE!

April

This is April’s first pinup contest and we think she is she is a dazzling! She is a mom of 4 who has summered in Long Beach since she was a baby and carries on the tradition with her kids. A car sales woman and self proclaimed car junkie, she can tear them apart and put them back together and doesn’t mind getting dirty!  “When it comes to cars I’m all in!”  SHe also professes a love of anything  Mexican and or Spanish, the culture, food, music, clothing all of it. April is really excited about the contest and we are excited to have her!

 

 “La Reina”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mi amore es Jake! Viva La Reina y Jake for 2014!

The Return of Bayou Bettie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are thrilled to have Bayou Bettie back “Third times a charm!”
The Bayou Bettie returns for her third attempt at winning Jakes heart per special request. Specializing in the sultry sass that can only be cultivated in the South, Bayou Bettie brings unique energy and ingenuity to the stage with every performance. Always a joy to watch, to behold her beauty is what makes performing an art form.” “A force from the Bayou, this Bettie comes on strong and leaves a glittery mark wherever her well decorated heel lands. A veteran classic burlesque performer and eight time published pinup model she will entice the audience with her period inspired costumes, lavish set pieces and gorgeous dances. Always a show stopper Bayou Bettie leaves her audience in giddy delight.”

Bride of Jake Mysterious Margaret
(aka) Wiggles McButterpants

Bride of Jake Bettie Klondike

 

 

 

 

 

 

LIKE Betty Klondike faceook!
Delightfully Tacky
“Bettie Klondike is an Alaskan wild woman and temptress, well known for her fish wrangling and bear taming skills. Bettie has traveled near and far looking for adventure, seducing countless lovers, and has decided that it’s time to wrangle and tame herself a husband and set her sights on Jake the Alligator Man. Bettie has acquired many skills in her travels, and she plans on tempting Jake with an irresistible and tantalizing act which will leave Jake’s jaw on the floor.”

Bride of Jake Sapphire Storm

We are excited to announce the return of Sapphire Storm to the Bride of Jake Pinup Contest!

          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She is back! After taking a long vacation South Of The Border to
soothe her broken heart, Sapphire Storm is back to win Jake’s heart!
She is even more muy caliente! She will cha cha her way into his heart
and serenade him with a song of love and passion.
I am a hard working gal who works many hours but she is always
finding time to visit Jake in her home town of Long Beach Washington!
She spends hours visiting Jake stealing scaly kisses when she can.
She hopes that soon she will no longer have to steal anymore
kisses and be his bride once and for all!

Thank you Cysciborg Arts and artist Moon Kimara for the amazing donation!

 

A walnut stained bat skull is featured on this visually stunning, hand crafted pendant. It’s encircled by ruby red and smoke grey Swarovski crystals, is brimming with intricate metal detail, and draws the eyes downward to the blood red crystal that offers the perfect finishing touch to this unique piece. Fusing the primitive with the proper, this necklace is a deserving center piece for any dark ensemble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A couple of bikes with a very romantic history.
The Women’s bicycle is over 40 years old but you’d never know it by riding
it. Darn good looking, has the get-go of a dog in heat and the curves of her
frame are breath taking. Even the seat is still in amazing condition. This
bike can climb the steepest inclines with ease and coast right back down
with amazing moves. There has been countless hours of love and attention
invested. The restoration process was slow and thoughtful time was taken
in preparation to reach the maximum climax you see today. There was a lot
of careful rubbing off of the old corrosion built up over the years and many
more thoughtful hours and love polishing it up with great hopes of a future
with the Men’s bike. Overall, this bike is an older gal but in terrific shape,
drop dead gorgeous and in great ridable condition for the next one that
straddles the seat. As an added bonus, this bike comes with a large
basket which is great for packing around extra baggage.
The Men’s bicycle will need very little restoration. It has been busy taking
care of the Womans bike first and unfortunately, let himself go a bit.This
trusty bike has been kicked over, forgotten and left on the ground a few
times. There are some visible scars on the fenders but nothing that the
right person couldn’t fix up swiftly. There is good news, all the parts work
really well! The spokes are tight and straight, the bearings roll smooth and
the wheels and pedals can…well, pump for hours day or night.The frame is
sturdy and handsom, the sprocket and chain work in perfect harmony and
with a little time and compassion, this bike will be ready for a good ride
once again. Even at this age, the kick stand still extends to it’s fullest
capability and can hold up this bike (and hers) for eternity. The tires are
worn out and will need to be replace and…blown…up to regain traction and
direction along with new handlebar grips to hold hands with.
These two bicycles are the perfect pair for the right home. They were
designed for class, individuality and timeless style. They have weathered
many storms over the years but keep pedaling right along like there is no
tomorrow.
Author and donor remain a anonymous fan of the event.

Check this out! Low Down Shifter is donating this one of a kind glow in the dark Jake the Alligator Man shifter knob. This is just a sample you must check out the custom knobs made specifically for classic cars click HERE  they are amazing. Like the Facebook page!

Thank you Vincent Drambuie for a fantastic donation of a prize package including a vintage movie poster!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Big big thank you to Erynn Starr owner of Dazzalite for a beautiful donation of sparkly pretty things totaling $75+ retail to the Bride of Jake gift basket.