Friday Aug 1st Jake’s Burlesque Bachelor Party! click HERE for info.
Saturday Aug. 2nd Annual Jake the Alligator Man 75th Birthday Party & Car Show click HERE for info.
Click HERE for Sat. Schedule
Vintage Trailer HERE
Enter Bride of Jake HERE
Entertainment Lineup 2014
Friday Aug 1st
Celebrate at Jake’s Bachelor Party with Burlesque hosted by
legendary burlesque emcee
Vincent Drambuie Featuring Nina Nightshade.
Live Music with
Hopeless Jack and the Handsome Devil
Saturday Aug 2nd
Black Rose Phantoms
Back Alley Barbers
Paradise Island featuring Chachee Morrockin
Erynn Starr and the Moonlighters
ENTER the Bride of Jake Contest!
Courtney & Jenny are local girls! After graduating Ilwaco high they blew this little town and continued their education south of the boarder. Majoring in the fine art of partying! specifically the tequila pour, bar top dancing, bull fighting and fumando hierba. They are back and ready to show us what FIESTA means!
Marie-Claude Samson aka Sammie Marie
Sammie Marie is from Seattle Washington but born in the Polar Mexican
land of Canadia where alas no river reptilian dwells. she is a Pin Up
and vintage model and says she would love to spend a year in marital bliss
with the cold blooded dashing wonder known as Jake. She plans to woo
him with a French love letter that she composed on the day we met
at Kustom Kulture this year… It’s ok, Sofia said we could share. New in the ways of pageantry but has a jovial and quirky disposition (and the small margarita flavored feeding game she hides in her pockets) will sway those who meet her to consider her undying
adoration for the undulating phenomenon that is Jake the Alligator
Man! OLE! Cceck out Sammie Marie Pinup Girl on Facebook HERE!
This is April’s first pinup contest and we think she is she is a dazzling! She is a mom of 4 who has summered in Long Beach since she was a baby and carries on the tradition with her kids. A car sales woman and self proclaimed car junkie, she can tear them apart and put them back together and doesn’t mind getting dirty! “When it comes to cars I’m all in!” SHe also professes a love of anything Mexican and or Spanish, the culture, food, music, clothing all of it. April is really excited about the contest and we are excited to have her!
Mi amore es Jake! Viva La Reina y Jake for 2014!
The Return of Bayou Bettie!
We are thrilled to have Bayou Bettie back “Third times a charm!”
The Bayou Bettie returns for her third attempt at winning Jakes heart per special request. Specializing in the sultry sass that can only be cultivated in the South, Bayou Bettie brings unique energy and ingenuity to the stage with every performance. Always a joy to watch, to behold her beauty is what makes performing an art form.” “A force from the Bayou, this Bettie comes on strong and leaves a glittery mark wherever her well decorated heel lands. A veteran classic burlesque performer and eight time published pinup model she will entice the audience with her period inspired costumes, lavish set pieces and gorgeous dances. Always a show stopper Bayou Bettie leaves her audience in giddy delight.”
Bride of Jake Mysterious Margaret
(aka) Wiggles McButterpants
Bride of Jake Bettie Klondike
LIKE Betty Klondike faceook!
“Bettie Klondike is an Alaskan wild woman and temptress, well known for her fish wrangling and bear taming skills. Bettie has traveled near and far looking for adventure, seducing countless lovers, and has decided that it’s time to wrangle and tame herself a husband and set her sights on Jake the Alligator Man. Bettie has acquired many skills in her travels, and she plans on tempting Jake with an irresistible and tantalizing act which will leave Jake’s jaw on the floor.”
Bride of Jake Sapphire Storm
We are excited to announce the return of Sapphire Storm to the Bride of Jake Pinup Contest!
She is back! After taking a long vacation South Of The Border to
soothe her broken heart, Sapphire Storm is back to win Jake’s heart!
She is even more muy caliente! She will cha cha her way into his heart
and serenade him with a song of love and passion.
I am a hard working gal who works many hours but she is always
finding time to visit Jake in her home town of Long Beach Washington!
She spends hours visiting Jake stealing scaly kisses when she can.
She hopes that soon she will no longer have to steal anymore
kisses and be his bride once and for all!
Thank you Cysciborg Arts and artist Moon Kimara for the amazing donation!
A walnut stained bat skull is featured on this visually stunning, hand crafted pendant. It’s encircled by ruby red and smoke grey Swarovski crystals, is brimming with intricate metal detail, and draws the eyes downward to the blood red crystal that offers the perfect finishing touch to this unique piece. Fusing the primitive with the proper, this necklace is a deserving center piece for any dark ensemble.
Thank you Vincent Drambuie for a fantastic donation of a prize package including a vintage movie poster!
The poster in photo is a for instance not necessarily the poster in prize package.
Big big thank you to Erynn Starr owner of Dazzalite for a beautiful donation of sparkly pretty things totaling $75+ retail to the Bride of Jake gift basket.