Posted By Jake's Party Planner on January 6, 2012
Merry Poser (aka) Hermorphafrodity a most dazzling contestants with a delightful personality a real show stopper with her super model frame covered in hair from head to toe, beauty brains and that little something extra she is the total package . Below is her submission to the bride of Jake contest. If you or someone you know is interested in becoming the next bride of Jake click HERE!
I was created under the big top tent. Well, maybe not quite under it,
but next to the generator outside. My parents were the highlights of
the circus freak side show. My mom was the bearded lady and my father
the strong man. They were madly in love. Sadly, they died tragically
in a canon related accident. My mother was to be shot from a canon
across the length of the big top. They lit the fuse, but nothing
happened. When my father peeked in the barrel of the canon to see if
she was alright; the canon suddenly shot propelling her right into my
him. They both died instantly. I vowed to leave the circus and never
return. The trouble is, you can’t forget where you came from and I
have to admit I miss it. Entering the bride of Jake contest is my baby
steps back to my roots. I would be a fantastic bride for Jake. My
ability to find beauty in all things has allowed me to see how
handsome Jake truly is…and I thought I had sex appeal. I imagine all
the fantastic times we’ll have taking holidays to exotic muddy
swamplands for some noodling…I am an expert at catching fish in this
manner! I understand that alligators have a slow metabolism. I would
take pride in capturing small lean animals for him to snack on. I
myself am a great lover and I’m very intrigued to try out his famous
‘death roll’ position. It turns me on just thinking about it.
I am ruggedly sexy! I got most of my beauty from my mother, but my
father had quite an influence over me, genetically, as well. Not only
do I have my mother’s beard, but my Father’s body hair too. I stopped
shaving about 12 years ago in honor of my heritage and because razors
irritate my delicate skin…razor burn is not sexy! In high school my
nickname was hermaphro. I think it was my five o’clock shadow that won
me the name. When we played Truth or Dare at parties making out with
me was always one of the dares. You always knew which boys had played
Seven Minutes of Heaven with me because they would show up at school
the next day with raw chins. High school was not a good time for me
and my life has been very lonely for the most part. When I heard about
this contest it stuck a cord in my heart. I thought to myself, “self,
you finally get a chance at love.” I’m also excited because even if I
don’t win it will be a great opportunity to meet other people with
eccentric physical aspects. So, not only do I get a chance at love,
but genuine friendship as well…Oh, happy days!
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Jake the Alligator man is a the most famous inhabitant of Marsh’s Free Museum in Long Beach Washington. For that matter he is the most famous resident on the Long Beach Peninsula. He is a mummified half man half gator, that toured as a circus gaff. In 1967 the Marsh family purchased him and he has been here ever since. We’ve collected a bit of Jake’s history.
