Miss Becky Lee Bride of Jake 2009
Posted By Jake's Party Planner on July 26, 2010
Last years Bride of Jake Pinup Contest was chock full of beautiful talented and creative ladies, the competition was stiff so many choices. In the end it was Becky Lee who won Jake’s cold heart and scaly hand with her girl next door good looks charm and the love letter seen below. As you know each year on my birthday I take a new bride but I’m no a fool I wont be getting a divorce from Miss Becky Lee.
Oh dearest Jake. How I long for thee. I shiver when you look at me with
your piercing stare. I long to run my fingers through your scales. And to hold your claw in my hand. And let’s face it…you got a tail that just won’t quit! I know you have had other wives. I can work past that. For I too have a past. I once dated the Creature from the Black Lagoon. But we were not compatible. He was a Sagittarius. I went out on the town with the Teenagers from Outerspace but they just wanted me to buy them beer and had to be home by 11pm. And the Incredible Shrinking man…well, let’s not even go into that! You see Jake..we were meant to be. I dream of long crawls down the beach. Me greeting you after a long day of work with a home cooked meal of whatever I can find in a tide pool. And a romantic honeymoon at Seaworld. Jake, would you do me the honor?
Becky Lee with help from, Vincent Drambuie
I cant imagine what the brides to be have in store this year but I’m hearing exciting and wonderful things and can not wait to find out. As the organizer of this event I have to say it is kind of stunning how many and the caliber of ladies who have a crush on Jake the Alligator man he is a lady killer for sure on a par with Hugh Hefner I would say only cuter.
I love you sweetie!!!