Millie Vermillion

WIN! Fame fortune CASH and most importantly Jake’s scaly hand in marriage.

This years theme is Out of This World!  Think 1950’s B-Movie Sci-Fi 
Entrants are encouraged to dream up anything  that takes advantage  the chosen theme. Please use your imagination to interpret our theme and most importantly have fun. Keep in mind the “talent” segment is quite popular, you will have 4 minutes or less to show us what you’ve got from a joke to a song and dance to a full blown profession of your undying love.  Its less about talent and more about a fun show.


  1. (valid email required)
  2. Questions and or Comments
  3. Tell us about yourself spin a interesting tale no facts checked here. This is a great place to setup the talent portion of your act.

Have no fear if you’re just a talentless pretty face your more than welcome to enter and spin our wheel of talent for a random on the spot talent to perform. All in good fun Fun FUN!

This year we are changing it up a bit in addition to the big BIG prize of Jakes scaly hand in marriage we are offering a CASH prize tba for the 2018 Bride of Jake winner!

We are looking for talented people to compete and entertain!


Example of our Wheel of Talent for those who want to enter but cant figure out what to do this should prove to be quite hilarious!

Categories include but not limited to:                                 


Circus Freaks Side Show Geeks



Song & Dance

Spoken Word.





You must be able to showcase your talent in 4 minutes or less no matter how great your talent is anyone over 5 minutes is automatically disqualified.

A few things to keep in mind when creating your act and costume. The contest takes place mid afternoon and there are many families with children present watch your language and keep your clothes on for this one.

The Bride of Jake Contest is Sponsored by Lucky Cupcake Hairclips!