After years of being Jake’s mistress, Nina has decided its her turn to
be Jakes number one gal. She’s stood beside him through many brides, always knowing he has a special place in his heart set aside just for he. She made him the stunning smoking jacket you sometimes see him donning. She has made his family her own and her family a part of Jake’s.
Nina loves Jake. It’s that simple. Whether as his mistress or
his bride, she will continue to stand by him. Nina Nightshade is Oregons’s First Lady of Burlesque, Bellydancer Extraordinaire, Costume Queen, Squid Lover and an overall Jackie of all trades.
Sissy Sweet Tea – Sweet as Sugar, harder than ice.
Just your not so normal girl from Salem, who loves glitter and Coors
light. When I was on vacation one summer back in 1992, I first met Jake, and that is when the crush began. I can decorate a cake better than any boss and that is how I plan on winning Jake heart, by making the sweetest, most epic cake you have ever saw. Ms. Kay doesn’t have anything on me.
You are looking at the Rust ‘O Rama Pinup Queen 2011 and Rockabilly Round-up Pinup Queen 2011 as well. Most recently I was published in Built Not Bought. When I am not in the kitchen making tasty treats you can find me at the shooting range or in the shop working on vehicle of some kind. I do what the boys do; I just look cuter doing it.
Gracie here…Jake was one of the first people I met when I moved to
Long Beach. We hit it off right away and soon fell in love!! But alas,
I was young and thought the grass would be greener on the other side,
as do most young girls and I left Long Beach and my love behind to see
the world, find my career, find myself. I have since traveled the
world and saw many places, but there was always something missing. It
wasn’t until I visited the Gates of Graceland, standing there in the
King’s jungle room, that I realized the thing I had been searching for
all this time was was back in Long Beach!! Jake please forgive me,
traveling the world doesn’t mean anything unless I have you at my
side. Your Gracie Blue Eyes is coming back to you and I want to be
Raechel has been a performer since she started dancing at the age of
three. She has been in several dance competition teams and held
several titles. Raechel was also in several bands, one of which she
played the saxophone, and toured Europe. She has held several local
and state pageant titles including Miss Long Beach, in the Miss
Washington USA pageant. The highlight of her career was working as a
character actor and dancer in the parades and shows at Walt Disney
World. Raechel is new to the pin up girl scene, but is looking forward
to this new chapter in her life.
Being somewhat of a picky woman, no man has ever been able to capture
my attention, but with my biological clock ticking at a ripe
23-almost-24 I knew I had to do something and fast. I turned to online
dating, Plenty of Fish to be exact; and who was the first profile who
popped up on my screen? Why, Jake the Alligator man! It was love at
first sight. His dry skin, crooked grin and long tail drove me wild. I
knew I had to make him mine. Our first date was a long walk on the
beach, well I carried him in my arms as I walked along the surf. We
watched the sun set, kissing in the moonlight; basically your fairy
tale first date if I’ve ever heard of one. From that moment on, I knew
we were meant to be together forever when he told me his dreams of
moving far away from here, far from Long Beach where he is daily
reminded of his horrible entrapment in the touring circus. I lulled
him to sleep that night with a song of how perfect life together would
be. I, being the perfect 50′s – esc house wife, would vacuum in my
pearls with supper in the oven while our little alligator children
played in the back yard. When Jake came home from a long day at the
office, he would be greeted with a kiss, supper on the table and we
would all sit down and tell each other about our day. After dinner,
the little ones would get to watch some quality television while Jake
gets a lovely foot rub from his doting wifey. The perfect
quintessential family, in our own little house, far from Long Beach,
somewhere that’s green.
I won the 2013 DREAM Monroe Car Show Pin Up Pageant and came in as 3rd
runner up at Miss Billetproof 2013. From 9-18 I showed horses and for
my last two years competing was undefeated in Showmanship in King
County, winning Grand Champion in 2007. I am a Licensed Veterinary
Technician with a degree in Veterinary Science so I may torture your
poor pets in the name of medicine, getting paid way too little to do
way too much. I have hyper-extending joints that make some people a
little queasy. I can touch my tongue to my nose. I make the best
vegetarian meatloaf you will ever taste, even fooling the most strict
of carnivores. I live with my 4 special cats and one special dog that
has so many problems I have lost count – and she’s only two.
Everything about me is real except the hair dye. Jake wants a real
Third times a charm darlin. I originally met Jake at a side show carnival down on the bayou outside New Orleans. When his circus moved on to the next town, I was heartbroken, I couldnt forget him. I vowed to find him. I joined a traveling circus and ran the hootchie coo tent as the mustachioed madame. For years we traveled the country & me always looking for my true love. 3 years ago I found him right here in Long Beach Wa.
I have been trying to gain his attention and win his affection ever since.
This year I will be returning to the hootchie coo with a special dance just for my love.
Originally hailing from Baton Rouge, Louisiana this buxom beauty now calls the pacific northwest her home. Brought up in a thespian household with musical actor father and director mother Bettie is no stranger to the stage. She has been singing, dancing and acting since she was 5 years old. Introduced to the melodramatic theater by her father she fell in love with the olio girls i.e. saloon cancan dancers and spent two summers as an olio in her teen years. While studying at University she was privileged to be introduced to vaudeville via a performance troupe named Terpsichores Daughters. Later she would join them as a Red Raven Follie and spend 3 glorious years working the hootchie coo tent. The pursuit of love and glamour sent her up the Willamette to the Columbia Gorge where she has been tantalizing patrons of many fine establishments for 2 years. While pursuing the ultimate quest for true love.
Reviews: “Specializing in the sultry sass that can only be cultivated in the South, Bayou Bettie’s burlesque brings unique energy and ingenuity to the stage with every performance. Always a joy to watch, to behold her beauty is what makes burlesque an art form.” Zora Phoenix Burlesquepdx.com
A little about Bettie: “A force from the Bayou, this Bettie comes on strong and leaves a glittery mark wherever her well decorated heel lands. A classic burlesque performer she will entice the room with her period inspired costumes, lavish set pieces and gorgeous fan dances. Always a show stopper Bayou Bettie leaves her audience in giddy delight.” Alex Kennedy-Miss Kennedy’s Cabaret
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