Posted By Jake's Party Planner on August 1, 2011

Bayou Bettie ~ I truly understand Jake at his core. A gator boy just lookin’ for some love!

Caitlin ~ I would make the perfect Bride for Jake because we both enjoy simple swamp life and the glare of the public spotlight.

Kate (aka) Katy Kosmic ~ I can offer Jake something no other Earthling can… I can offer myself! I am a supernatural, extra-terrestrial, futuristic Bride.

Sara Queen pirate ~ I am the painted lady sure to make Jake a beautiful sideshow wife.Rachel ~ Nothing will get in the way of our love!

Monica Midnight ~ My love knows no bounds and I will never give up my pursuit to have his cold scaly hand in marriage!

Marie Love’ B0w ~ party time for you, Jake, is over! I am bringing my leash and fetching you back home to the swamps where you belong…..MUHAHAHAHA!

Gina ~ I LOVE JAKE AND HE LOVES ME ,WE BELONG TOGETHER!

Jessickuh~ (aka) the bearded lady I spotted Jake a couple years back while passing through. It was  love at first sight. I knew one day I was gonna marry that alligator man.

Amanda Jean (aka) Betty F’n Rocker ~ Much more then just a fan-My one true love is Jake the Alligator Man.

These last three have no photo so you have to use your imagination.

Merry Poser (aka) Hermaphro

I would be a fantastic bride for Jake. My

ability to find beauty in all things has allowed me to see how

handsome Jake truly is…and I thought I had sex appeal. I imagine all

the fantastic times we’ll have taking holidays to exotic muddy

swamplands for some noodling…I am an expert at catching fish in this

manner! I understand that alligators have a slow metabolism. I would

take pride in capturing small lean animals for him to snack on. I

myself am a great lover and I’m very intrigued to try out his famous

‘death roll’ position. It turns me on just thinking about it.

Debbie Sorensen

I think I would be the best bride of Jake because I’m caring and I

would take care of him. I live close so i would be with him all the

time.

Heather Bivens

Fresh into adulthood, Heather is a domestic goddess who enjoys fire

eating. Scales and a gator lower half aren’t enough to scare this girl away-

In fact, they’re a plus in her eyes!

This is an amazing group of ladies all winners in Jake’s eyes. Be sure not to miss the contest hosted by Delvis with lovely co-host the infamous Nina Nightshade August 6th at 2:45 on Funland Field in Long Beach WA.

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